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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Are unicorns real?

Yes.

Why do you cut their heads off?

We don't.

Then who does?

No one, they just kind of fall off.

They fall off?

Yup, they just kind of fall off for various reasons.

What are some of the reasons?

If their horns get too heavy, if they trip... lots of reasons.

And do they grow new ones?

Like salamanders, yes.

Why do you imply that your company cuts them off?

Who's implying what?

How do unicorns see when they lose their heads?

The nascent heads, which are kind of like polyps, are already there when the old head falls off... They just open up their eyes... There are a few seconds there though when things get pretty dicey.

What happens to the heads that fall off?

We collect them and sell them to collectors... They rot very quickly though, so we have to sell them quickly.

Why all of these products?

Because unicorn heads are the new leprechaun thumbs.