DO YOU HAVE A SONG THAT FEATURES A SEVERED UNICORN HEAD?
If so, we might want to include it on our upcoming compilation CD, Songs Featuring Severed Unicorn Heads. Please get in touch with us ASAP if you would like to contribute. We are shooting for a Summer '08 release.
Where did this idea come from? This letter says it all:
Hello, my name is Mandrake, and I'm a professional musician. You may have heard of my band. We're called Pizza Forever. Recently, while on the road, we were introduced to the owners of this site. They were kind and gentle. Almost meek. We wanted to take them with us as pets. We asked them and they said no. Then they opened the box that they had with them. It was the first time that any of us in the band had seen a severed unicorn head. It just kind of sat there and glowed. It shimmered like marmalade. We were speechless. Our hearts soared. Tears welled up in our eyes. Our lives were changed forever in that moment.
Pizza Forever promptly wrote and performed the song, "Marmalade Severed Unicorn Head Shark Pizza Knife Pet," which we recorded and have stored in The Vault. This will be Track One on Songs Featuring Severed Unicorn Heads.
If you're in need of inspiration, just keep these key facts in mind: Unicorns bleed mercury, pee champagne, poop strawberries, something about molten gold, get sad, kill cops, smell like cinnamon, are watching you, steal cotton candy and shed their heads, among many, MANY, MANY, MANY other things.
It is rumored that Ypsilanti's Own 
is the first band to say YES to SONGS FEATURING SEVERED UNICORN HEADS. Can we add YOU to this list?
So don't miss out and get in touch TODAY.
