Hi Mark & Melissa!
First off, you guys are the nuts. Few have the vision to do what you do, and I respect that you’re confronting the issue of severed unicorn heads, well, head on. Most people aren’t that brave. I’m excited to see where you you take this whole venture!
Secondly, thought you might like to see a few pictures I took recently. Two are of some lovely stickers I saw that mysteriously appeared near where I live a few weeks ago. Who could have put them up?! I, for one, couldn’t say. They’re the only stickers of this sort I’ve ever seen in the UK though, that’s for sure.
The last one is of a remarkably handsome fellow with impeccable taste. He’s not only wearing a SUH shirt (sadly partially obscured), but he’s drinking a battenberg cake flavoured milkshake. Unicorn hunters love milkshakes (and battenberg), I hear! Rumour has it that they also love slightly pretentious black and white photography.
Anyway, thought you might like to add these to your propaganda/portfolio.
Transatlantic love and intercontinental kisses,
Giles

GUESS WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY
Please note the awkward acrobatics I had to utilize in order to fit myself into the picture. Macbooks ftw. JUST FOR YOU GUYS <3
A+, stickersssssss. And the SeveredUnicornHeadOrigamiTypeBoxThing. Every time I look through it I see headless unicorns prancing through fields of Happy.
HOORAY! You are truly selfless souls for sharing your beheading expertise with everyone. You’re making the world a better place!
THANKS!!!!

We’re very excited to be able to roll out our newest initiative tonight. We’re calling it, “Send us a unicorn, and we’ll send you the head.” It’s easy. All you have to do is trick a unicorn into a bag, incapacitate it, and mail it to us along with a five dollar bill. Then, we’ll send you back the head, and a bunch of Severed Unicorn Head Superstore stickers. It’s a win, win. Your marble floors stay clean of blood, hair and marrow, and we help one more unicorn along the evolutionary path proscribed by god… All heads are returned in plain, brown packages, so your neighbors will never know.