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Photos from the SUH Art Show Opening

It was sweet. Thanks to everyone that helped out and stopped by. Credits: Jennifer made them vegan cupcakes; thank Mark D for the extended birthday serenade/scary way Teddy Ruxpin-as-a-unicorn sang “happy birthday” to you; Ryan built them shelves; Jason L.S. busted out a video…Live music: Laserbeams of Boredom, Manhole and TeamScience, many thanks to them for playing…the Dreamland for hosting us…Who else out there? I think that’s it.
June 22, 2008:

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Kara is Happy


Kara recently shopped the SUHS and says:

GUESS WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY
Please note the awkward acrobatics I had to utilize in order to fit myself into the picture. Macbooks ftw. JUST FOR YOU GUYS <3
A+, stickersssssss. And the SeveredUnicornHeadOrigamiTypeBoxThing. Every time I look through it I see headless unicorns prancing through fields of Happy.
HOORAY! You are truly selfless souls for sharing your beheading expertise with everyone. You’re making the world a better place!
THANKS!!!!

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GIVE US A UNICORN AND WE’LL GIVE YOU THE HEAD…

We’re very excited to be able to roll out our newest initiative tonight. We’re calling it, “Send us a unicorn, and we’ll send you the head.” It’s easy. All you have to do is trick a unicorn into a bag, incapacitate it, and mail it to us along with a five dollar bill. Then, we’ll send you back the head, and a bunch of Severed Unicorn Head Superstore stickers. It’s a win, win. Your marble floors stay clean of blood, hair and marrow, and we help one more unicorn along the evolutionary path proscribed by god… All heads are returned in plain, brown packages, so your neighbors will never know.

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My Heart is a Severed Unicorn Head

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the severed heads have arrived.

Now available at Shoparooni. Tell her you love her all over again.
love

more love 

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big news from Manama

unocirnmen.jpgThe Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank has raised $125 million in a three-year syndicated loan.

This move is seen as a remarkable achievement both for the Bahrain-based bank and for the Islamic banking industry as a whole.

The bank’s move to raise $100m through its first debt financing venture saw global support at a time when Western banks are refusing to lend to each other, even when asked nicely.

With more than 50 per cent of support coming from financial institutions from outside the GCC, the offer was significantly oversubscribed and attracted investment from Europe and Asia.

That allowed the syndicate to close the deal for this commodity Murabaha facility to close at $125m.

The funds raised will be used for general corporate purposes in support of the bank’s business plan and international growth model, said chief financial officer Melissa Dettloff.
She revealed that Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank is looking at three possible acquisitions in the near future, that it was hoping to get a Saudi Arabian banking license soon and that it would be looking for licenses elsewhere in the GCC.

She said the bank would shortly announce very strong annual figures for last year. “The success of this is truly remarkable given the difficult global financial position, and the dwindling supply of high-quality unicorn heads” she said.

“Liquidity has never been tighter and for some banks it has dried up altogether. For us, a four-year-old bank this is a remarkable success and shows the level of belief that international banks have in the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank and its Islamic model.

“What is pleasing is the interest shown from Europe and Asia. This is a vote of confidence, not just in the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank but from the world wide banking industry in Islamic banking.”

She said raising the cash was achieved at a challenging time as it was delivered against a background of rumours about revaluation of regional currencies or breaks with the US dollar peg.

The Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank currently has a strategic acquisition fund standing at $350m but the bank needed this extra funding as it was growing and its deal size was increasing.

This Murabaha was the bank’s first, but Ms Dettloff said it could return to the market to raise more when needed.

“We are capitalised at $300m and only have borrowings of 33pc but our charter allows us to borrow up to three times our capital,” she added.

Asked about a possible initial public offering of Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank shares for future expansion she said that remained a possibility of the climate was right.

“The tremendous success of this transaction, particularly given the challenging global financial environment, is an important endorsement of the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank’s track record and global expansion strategy,” said the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore Investment Bank head of capital markets and institutional banking, the Volcano of Hate.

“We are grateful to each of the participating banks for their support to Unicorn.”
The facility was arranged by Dubai Bank and Raiffeisen Zentral Bank Osterreich jointly as initial mandated lead arrangers, co-underwritters and bookrunners. Dubai Bank is acting as facility agent and Dawnay, Day & Company is the commodity supplier.

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look out, ohio

I just finished up making 6 “valentinesy” stuffed heads for Cleveland’s Shoparooni. It is hard to deny a request to “really, deeply fuck with people” for Valentine’s day.
Here they are cut and unsewn (they are well beyond this step currently– sewn, stuffed and sitting in a box):
cut and unsewn
(Fun fact: I listened exclusively to the Unicorns while making these, and when I wasn’t listening to the Unicorns, I was listening to the post-Unicorns.)

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requests for stickers

Hello Severed Unicorn Head Superstore,
Please send me as many stickers as you can spare. I am a big fan of your fine products and your timely message. I proudly wear my Love t-shirt all over town in the hope that someone will ask me about it, just so I can blow them off and pretend it’s no big deal, when, as you well know, it is a huge deal. “Just a severed unicorn head” I say, as if!


Severed Unicorn Head Stickers?!?!?!?! Holy marmalade covered gopher! I must have them! I hate to ask for things, so I’ll just demand it- I want yer stickers!!!
Wait…I think i got that backwards…I hate to be demanding, so I’ll just ask- I want yer stickers???
Severed -Corn heads please!!!!!


Hi, my name is (—) and I love Love! I reckon it’s probably almost definitely the best thing ever. Love makes people almost universally happy, which itself is lovely. Great, innit?!
I also love severed unicorn heads. They are quite lovely too. I hope to buy one some day. Hooray for potential purchases!
Also, I’d love some stickers please. Stickers are lovely as well. They stick to stuff, and they have the potential to make people happy. Hooray for making people happy!
Anyways, if you fancy giving me the chance to make some folks happy, send some stickers to my address below. (—) Yeah, you read that right - I’m a Brit. Hooray for being British and getting you some almost free advertising in lovely Britain! Booyah
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I would *love, love, love* a ‘Severed Unicorn Head’ sticker! I want one to put on my laptop - but if you happen to send more than a few, I’ll drop them at the cafe’ I always go to :)

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first post

First post. Feels weird.
I have a list of catch-up posts. Here’s the first:
For the Shadow Art Fair (and now to include in orders), we made these “business cubes” to hand out. Drawn by me. Printed and die cut at vgkids. Found tiny rubber horses thanks to help from the Rocket. Cut off heads. Twisted thin gold wire to make horns and jammed them into heads. Glued to bottom of cube. Assembled cube:
business cubes
Remaining horse bodies were strung up on clear rubber cord and used as garland on our table. (I meant to take photos of our table, but didn’t. It was magical.)
Proof | Heads

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